A large group of my friends were selected to go out on an expedition to space. We get out there and everyone separates into separate groups to go learn! and explore! The basic plan is that it will take two thousand years to get there and two thousand years to get back (we're in stasis). Why they chose high school students for this mission, I will never know.So we complete our missions and are chased off of the planet by the aliens (none of our missions made sense... I went fishing. I caught four fish! I'm so much better at fishing in my dreams! And it's way less boring!) and we return home. When we get home IT'S THE SAME DAY THAT WE LEFT WTF. And one of my friends was WEARING A PENGUIN SUIT. Not like, a business suit. A real penguin suit. But anyways, we land our awesome rocket ship in my school's cafeteria, and for some reason, everyone at our school is in one of four color coordinated cliques (red, mustard yellow, green, and brown. We were in blue space suits) Apparently, no one likes us :( and everyone's like, get back into space! Go away!
So for some reason we all get into this hugely epic fight, but eventually someone gives this sappy speech and everyone is all, let's be friends! But I didn't want to be friends because fuck that school and fuck those dream kids, so when we jogged out of the room, in a line, in our spacesuits, as the room slow clapped I turned around, pulled up my sleeves (sleeves in a spacesuit?) and gave everyone the double bird.
